Check out the scene, we’re stuck in a tractor beam
With the R-2 Unit and the whole Skinnee team
From the moons of Endor, to the Land of Lando
I take the whole damn posse to wherever the van goes

The chase is on, we’re close to capture
Imperial forces don’t really know what they’re after
Which way did they go? Which way did they go?
Excuse me for the question but I really got to know

My rosy glasses give me passage
Inside the minds of masses
So relax when I ask this
Did you come to kick my ass or get your ass kicked?

I’m a mellow fellow not afraid of being yellow
But will I run from a gun when confronted
Hell no, I’m Obi Wan, I use the force
These are not the J’s you’re looking for
These are not the J’s you’re looking for

I hold my light saber versus Vader and envision
The invader’s demolition, rebels on a mission
To defeat ‘em red leader gonna be there in a flash
Exit to the X-Wing and Flexing with the crash

Skinnee’s in control, now we go for gold
Like Han but never solo 'cause my crew be in the hold
Chilling like Hoth, they can’t touch us with their blasters
We learned at the feet of the masters

It’s an old Jedi mind trick, it’s an old Jedi mind trick
It’s an old Jedi mind trick, it’s an old Jedi mind trick

Hold up, I froze up when the speeders showed up
Now the shield’s are down and the ship’s about to blow up
Imperial forces want to force us to extinction
But my force is from the source, of course I trust my instincts
These are not the J’s you’re looking for

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These are not the J’s you’re looking for
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These are not the J’s you’re looking for
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