Sgt. Baker is my name, and I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
Of warfare!
Suddenly, it appears to me, you got a bit much dignity
For your own good, boy (Yes sir. Yes sir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME!
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left...
Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!

Sgt. Baker, here again, and if you calls me "Puddin' Tame"
I'll stomp you down boy! (...Uh huh)
Steers and queers! Steers and queers! Where you come from there's just steers and queers,
And you ain't got no horns, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME!

Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left...
Right...
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa!
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa
Whoa!

Sgt. Baker, one more time. I'd like to tell ya that your ass is mine.
'Cause it's a mighty fine ass, boy! (uh huh)
Been surrounded by men since I was ten; I haven't felt it with a woman since I don't know when.
But you'd better hit the showers, boy! (Yes sir. Yess ssir.)
I will rape your personality
Pummel you with my own philosophy
Strip you of your self-integrity
And make you all just a bit like ME!

Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left
(unh unh) Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft.

I said Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Right...
Shake it to the left (Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa)
Shake it to the right...
Shake it to the le-e-e-e-eft. Yeah!