LL Cool J

LL Cool J - The Bristol Hotel lyrics

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I know a fat girl  she wears a orange skirt
 You give her twenty dollars and you can do work
 She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque
 Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck
 She wears a bright blonde wig  some high heeled pumps
 She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump
 She's a hot little momma and she works every day
 If you wanna pay to play  here's where she stays
 She's at the...


 (Bristol Hotel) Room 515
 (The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)

 Verse 2

 I seen her standin' there, slutty as could be
 Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee
 Every red light she'll come over to your ride
 Or she's standin' in the doorway tellin' you to come inside
 The Bristol Hotel, cos it ain't no thing
 And her meat tastes better than Burger King
 Japanese executives in three-piece suits
 Glasses all foggy when they come in the place
 The girlies in the Bristol, they're all in cahoots
 He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the...

 Repeat chorus

 Verse 3

 Party people check the story cos the story is ill
 It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill
 They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night
 Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight
 The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool
 "Never ever rush, that's the golden rule
 I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life
 A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!"


 Repeat chorus

 Verse 4

 You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind
 And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on line
 She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride
 Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died
 You say "What the heck", because you already paid
 Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS
 Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'
 Next week you're at the clinic gettin' blood transfusions
 At the...

 Repeat chorus

 (The Bristol Hotel) (till fade
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Author: DJ Pooh

Composer: ?

Publisher: CBS Inc.


Released in: 1987

Language: English

Appearing on: Bigger and Deffer (1987)

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