welcome to alcoville

the hometown off all alcomuhfuckers



sittin in the park



chillin and watchin my best friend barf



life feels harsh so we shoot some hard



wait ten and start movin



it all feels good it all feels true



life with alcohol turns you blue



walk on clouds feel all proud that you can shoot 14 tequilla without dying



we do hit bad



we do get sad



when our friends go mad



lose their mind and go blind 



cuz they havent recognized their line



so they push themselves pass the limit



but fuckit who cares, you only live once



so what we do is pass our life on to our sons and daughters



welcome to drinkin land



here I promse you



you'll become a man



learn to shake hands with a bum without feelin dumb



we teach you how to drink a lot of beer



how to get pissed off at a queer



be short tempered



and beat up someone for callin you Tempered



What we do is start off our evening



with some beer body healin



hit off the feelin'



and grab the gin



taste it, grin and begin to spin



to get that amazing grace



talk to jesus and insult his race



those religious fucks who think we suck



cuz we hit the bar drink and drive our car



but we are really quite harmless



unless u harm us



the we go looking for you to smack you up till you want us to kill you