because it's acoustic it's played slightly differently but it sounds great!!


A     (X 0 2 2 2 0)
A/F#  (2 X 0 2 2 0)
D     (X X 0 2 3 2)
Dsus2 (X X 0 2 3 0)
Bm    (X 2 4 4 3 2)


intro: A

A
 Her green plastic watering can
A/F#                            D
    For her fake chinese rubber plant
              A       Dsus2
In the fake plastic earth

A
 That she bought from a rubber man
A/F#                             D
    In a town full of rubber plans
        A       Dsus2
To get rid of itself

             Bm                 A
It wears her out   It wears her out
             Bm                 A
It wears her out   It wears her out

A
 She lives with a broken man
A/F#                        D
    A cracked polystyrene man
            A           Dsus2
Who just crumbles and burns
A
 He used to do surgery
A/F#                        D
    For girls in the eighties
             A      Dsus2
But gravity always wins


                 Bm                A
And it wears him out  It wears him out
                 Bm      A      A/F#    A
And it wears him out  It wear - err - ers


She looks like the real thing
A/F#                             D
    She tastes like the real thing
          A      Dsus2
My fake plastic love

A
 But I can't help the feeling
A/F#                               D
    I could blow through the ceiling
           A        Dsus2
If I just turn and run

                Bm                A
And it wears me out   It wears me out
            Bm       A
It wears me out   It wear - err - ers me out
               D
And if I could be who you wanted
           A
If I could be who you wanted
        Dsus2           A
All the time    All the time

mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

D  A  Dsus2  A(1 strum finish)

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