Girl, when I think about you
 I only think of one thing
 you know what that is (only think of one thing)
 I lock my door
 Get down on the floor
 and I rub one out, baby
 I sit back in my chair
 Like I just don't care
 and I rub one out baby

 When I'm feeling lonely
 And I want you to hold me
 I rub one out yeah

 Rub one out
 Hey don't be shy (girl, don't be shy)
 Rub one out
 Girl, don't ask why (don't even ask me why)
 Rub one out
 I'll grab my crotch (grab my crotch)
 Rub one out
 Do you wanna watch?

 When I'm alone (UGH!)
 And you're on the phone
 I rub one out, yeah
 When I'm feeling HOTT
 and I'm all in a knot
 I rub one out

 So baby don't be shy
 Don't ask why
 I rub one out, babeh, yeah

 Rub one out
 Hey don't be shy (don't be shy)
 Rub one out
 Girl, don't ask why (baby don't think of askin' me why)
 Rub one out
 I'll grab my crotch (I'll grab my crotch)
 Rub one out
 Do you wanna watch?

 Girl I wanna get inside you
 Or at least get beside you
 oohh my machine (??), warm and sexy, ohhh ohh

 It's not enough
 Kissing and stuff
 So I rub one out (I rub one out on you) When you're not here
 And I want you near
 I rub one out (rub one out for you, yeah)

 Rub one out
 Hey don't be shy
 Rub one out
 Girl, don't ask why
 Rub one out
 I'll grab my crotch (I'll grab my crotch)
 Rub one out
 Do you wanna watch?

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