I`ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart.
But you`ve got being right down to an art.
You think you`re a genius-you drive me up the wall.
You`re a regular original, a know-it-all.


Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re special.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re something else.


Okay, so you`re a rocket scientist.
That don`t impress me much.
So you got the brain but have you got the touch.
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright.
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don`t impress me much.


I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket.
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case.
And all taht extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it.
`Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place.


Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re special.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re something else.


Okay, so you`re Brad Pitt.
That don`t impress me much.
So you got the looks but have you got the touch.
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright.
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don`t impress me much.


You`re one of those guys who likes to shine his machine.
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in.
I can`t believe you kiss your car good night.
C`mon baby tell me-you must be jokin`, right!.


Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re special.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you`re something else.


Okay, so you`ve got a car.
That don`t impress me much.
So you got the moves but have you got the touch.
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright.
But that won`t keep me warm in the middle of the night.


That don`t impress me much.
You think you`re cool but have you got the touch.
Don`t get me wrong, yeah I think you`re alright.
But that won`t keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night.
That don`t impress me much.


Okay, so what do you think you`re Elvis or something..
Whatever.
That don`t impress me.