Jimmy keeps a picture of Jamie in his Wallet 
But everybody knows that Jamie's in the closet
Katey's in the corner got her Prozac gone
She only likes to dance to the Kid Rock songs
Shally slings drink till a half past two
Always looking like she got something better to do
And I'm sittin' here in all my glory
Everybody got a Beer everybody got a Story
It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't
It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change
It's a beautiful mess 
I don't wanna miss
It sits in the spins and it is what it is
It is what it is
Randy got a good job drivin' a truck
He got a Black Jack habit but he got no luck
And Kim had a Kid she named Cincinnati
Cause that's the last place that she saw his Daddy
And I'm sittin' here in all my glory
Everybody got a Beer everybody got a Story
It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't
It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change
It's a beautiful mess 
I don't wanna miss
It sits in the spins and it is what it is
Dollar Bills disappear into the Juke Box
From sweet Caroline to Love on the Rocks
I'm sittin' here cause that's what I do
Enough about me let's talk about you
It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't
It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change
It's a beautiful mess 
I don't wanna miss
It sits in the spins and it is
It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't
It's life and it's love and it ain't gonna change
It's a beautiful mess 
I don't wanna miss
It sits in the spins and it is what it is
It is what it is
Oh yeah
It is what it is
Dollar Bills disappear into the Juke Box
From sweet Caroline to Love on the Rocks
(2X) It is what it is
And I'm sittin' here in all my glory
Everybody got a Beer everybody got a Story
It is what it is